Subj: The Oreo Cookie's
Date: 96-10-06 22:55:42 EDT
From: Sir Tuvor

The day had begun like countless other days, Giving items
to the needy near the vaults. Tuvor had become lucky in himself as his dear
brother Windgrey had arrived and bestowed some new itmes upon Tuvor. Tuvor
had lost most of his precious items while being captive to the CrakSkul
dwarves and a smile lit up his face as Windgrey gave him a Mirrored Shield,
Some brand new bracers, and a mighty new Ring with which to protect himself.
With his items that these were to replace Tuvor gave forth to the needy, and
yet, the Archmage of the Round Table had no idea the horrors that were to
befall him this day.

The lovely lady JeQuelle found Tuvor near the vaults, and Tuvor
quickly jumped into her loving arms and squeezed the breath from her precious
lips. After there had told each other that the love they felt for each other
was unbreakable they decided to join the Lady Chancelor in Triboar to parlay
the release of some scrolls from the giants in Westbridge. After arriving
the three of them had set off for the crucial negotiations. And it would
soon become apparent that the giants would not relenquish the scrolls that
the knights so desparately needed to protect the innocent. It was then that
Tuvor's eyes went wide and a smile crossed his lips and face.
JeQuelle cast a quick glance Tuvor's way and he nodded towards
the Storm giants desk. There upon the desk was a newly baked stack of Oreo
cookies. JeQuelle chuckled a bit, for it was widely known throughout the
realms that Tuvor had a great love for Oreo cookies. Many nights he could be
seen dipping his cookies into a tall glass of milk upon his balcony in
Camelot, His form outlined by the moonlight as he cheerfully gobbled down his
cookies. JeQuelle knew instantly that Tuvor would have to have the oreo's.
If they could not gain the scrolls, then the Oreos's must belong to Tuvor.

<CONT>



Subj: The Oreo Cookie's Pt2
Date: 96-10-06 23:01:34 EDT
From: Sir Tuvor

After some very stern negotiating by the KORT team, they left the
giants fortress with a heaping stack of oreo cookies. " And only 2 +3 Two
handed swords, and 2 rings +3 !!!!" , spoke Tuvor as the oreo cookie he was
cheerfully munching upon began to blacken his teeth, " The giants got Robbed
!!!! never would I give up oreo's for anything !!!", finished Tuvor winking
at JeQuelle. Nalika and JeQuelle chuckled to each other and shared a secret
amongst themselves, one that Tuvor could care less about as he had negotiated
the release of the cookies. The day was complete, and yet, had Tuvor forseen
the horror that was to happen a frown would have crossed his face.
Nalika had decided it was best to look in on Petra and took her
leave of JeQuelle and Tuvor. But !!!, Not before she chastised Tuvor for
getting JeQuelle a new kitten, and not one of Petra's. Nalika smiled as she
mumbled about having to find homes for the kittens Petra had had and only
wished Tuv had sought her out before getting one for JeQuelle, In any case
JeQuelle and Tuvor soon found themselves alone. It was to JeQuelle's dismay
that Tuvor found more company in his newly aquired Oreo's then in her. And
here they had not seen each other in so long, and Tuvor just kept munching
away on Oreo after Oreo after Oreo.

<CONT>Subj: The Oreo Cookie's Pt3
Date: 96-10-06 23:15:13 EDT
From: Sir Tuvor

A young man named Shadir had made his way to Triboar,
Shadir was a newly appointed page to the Round Table and introductions were
made. They all enjoyed drinks while they waited for squire Hakar to arrive.
They had decided to quest to the City of Long Saddle. And for some reason
Tuvor frowned at the name of The City. But he merrily munched his Oreo's and
walked side by side with JeQuelle, smiling away , showing off the blackened
teeth that the oreo's had produced. He ate them whole, he took them apart
and at just the cream fillings, Tuvor must have eaten them a thousand
differen t ways on the journey to Long Saddle. He wold even toss them in the
air and catch them in his mouth after leveling a troll with his sword.
The KORT contingent entered the Long Saddle inn, and drinks were
made available. Tuvor got the biggest grin upon his face when Hakar set the
biggest mug of milk in front of tuvor, that Tuvor had ever seen !!!! " I
can easily dunk 2-3 oreo's at one time this way !!!!" , exclaimed Tuvor,
hugging Hakar for this wonderfull surprise. Tuvor being the ever thinking
knight he was soon placed a protective ward around the Oreo's so that only he
could grab them and give them out. Heshared them with all and was merrily
dunking an Oreo when Squire Eagleview entered. Eagle looked about and shouted
...." I heard there were Oreo's in the city this day !!!!", shouted Eagle
looking for the precicous delicacy.
" aye lad", started Tuvor, " but first inroductions need be made
before the sharing of the precious Oreo's". Tuvor began the introductions,
soon forgetting that he had his had in the milk dunking an Oreo. This was the
greatest mistake the knight would ever make. His hand began to get cold from
the milk and he could feel the Oreo getting a bit soggy. He began to pull it
out of the milk , when the horror struck. The door flew open and Slayer
entered the inn. The shock of seeing the undead Lord enter made Tuvor drop
his Oreo completely in the milk , all the way to the bottom of the tall mug
it went. Many said a tear could be seen in Tuvor's eye as he glanced into
the milk, watching the swirling liquid gobble up his Oreo. But in any case,
Tuvor frowned, and many thought a thunderstorm was brewing in the area.
A discussion was soon brought up about how to retrieve
the fallen cookie. Slayer went so far as to suggest just having a funeral
for it and forget the delicacy. But Tuvor would have none of that. Tuvor
resolved himself to the only thing possible. He rolled up his sleeve and
reached deep into the mug of milk. Milk splashed and spilled all over the
place !!!! And yet deeper did Tuvor's hand creep into the mug to retrieve
his precious Oreo. He bagan to pull it free and a smile lit up the knights
face. There in the palm of his hand was his Oreo. Soggy and soaking wet from
the milk. It wasnt even complete, it was broken up by the wetness of the
milk, and yet Tuvor smiled. He had accomplished what many thought
impossible. He had rescued his precious Oreo cookie, Almost as if he had
yanked the cookie from the depths of a evil lair. He smiled and popped the
wet cookie into his mouth, and soon the sun began to shine in Long Saddle
once more.


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Subj: The Search
Date: 96-10-07 20:02:23 EDT
From: Sir Tuvor

The knight had been ill at ease all day. He had eaten the
last of his precious Oreo cookies and desired more, craved more, HE HAD TO
HAVE MORE !!!! As the day grew into night it was easy decision to make,
Tuvor decided to go in search of more of the precious cookies. They were a
hard delicacy to find and he knew the road was hard. He called forth his
squire Thoeran, who answered his call , "Prepare my steed Fangthrax !!!! I
have a long hard journey." , Rang out Tuvor's loud baritone voice.

As Tuvor gathered any possible weapons he might need he
began to walk the halls of the castle. He went to JeQuelle's room and rapped
loudly upon the door. A passing page had informed him that she was currently
in the training yard instructing her squire in the arts. And so Tuvor left
her a loving caring note and headed once more for the courtyard to be about
his way. Lord Dagron came running about and they nearly collided, " DAGGIE
!!!!", yelled Tuvor as he hugged the elder knight, "where you off to in such
a rush ??"

" I come in search of you dear brother, I have
heard of thy quest to get more Oreo's and wanted to make sure you got some
for me and Shumard as well. You know us too elder knights need to sit in our
rockers and have our Oreo's. " , beamed Dagron thinking of having Oreo cookie
in the late afternoon setting sun.

" DAG !!!, IM surprissed, you know I wouldnt
forget you or Shumard, course the true problem is I might be lured by the
cookie very presence to eat them all on the trip back home." , smiled Tuvor ,
trying to make the elder knights stomach churn thinking he would not get any
of the precious Oreo's. Tuvor thought that the wise crack must have worked
for as Dagron was about his way he mumbled something about younger knights
and the older days, but he couldnt quite make it out.

<CONT>Subj: The Search Pt2
Date: 96-10-07 20:11:16 EDT
From: Sir Tuvor

He entered into the courtyard and noticed Thoeran had
prepared Fangthrax. The steed looked marvelous in the early morning
sunlight, its white coat and mane shining proudly in the sun. The horse
reared up on its hinds legs to honor the knight and bid Tuvor welcome, almost
as if Fangthrax could sense the importance of this new mission. Tuvor patted
the steeds mane and bid Fangthrax welcome, " Hail glorious Fangthrax, I call
upon thy services once more. A glorious mission it be indeed, for we seek
out Oreo Cookies!!!", rang out Tuvor's voice in the courtyard. The steeds
eyes began to shine as if it could understand the importnace of the words.

" Aye tis a very important mission you do, this day
dear brother." , rang out the lady chancelor's voice from high above the
courtyard. Tuvor looked up and noticed many of the knights had gathered on
their balconies. All at once all thier voices rang out together, " KORT !!!!
FOR THE GOOD OF THE OREO's !!!!!!! AND THE REALMS !!!!!" , rang forth the
voices, giving Tuvor a sense of self worth and importance. Tuvor mounted
Fangthrax and took the steed to the gate.

Just outside the gate Tuvor pulled forth his mighty Sword
from its scabbard. He pointed it high into the air and as he did so
Fangthrax rose upon its hind legs once more. As Tuvor pointed the sword a
lightning bolt sprang into the sky and splintered towards the heavens, " KORT
!!!!! FOR THE GOOD OF THE REALMS !!!!" , Rang out TUvor's voice towards his
brother and sister knights. And then with a flash he and Fangthrax were gone
in search of the mighty Oreo cookies.

<CONT>Subj: The Search pt 3
Date: 96-10-07 20:28:01 EDT
From: Sir Tuvor

They entered the mighty Ice Peak mountains for it was
here Tuvor had heard lived a man of the wiseist knowledge. It was not long
before Tuvor came upon a small grass hut high upon the snowy peaks. He was
nervous and uneasy, He was on the threshold of knowing the secrets of the
Oreo's. He opened the small door and crouched to get through it. His face
lit up instantly !!!! There in the small hut was a little man, munching an
Oreo. The man motioned instantly for Tuvor to sit and partake of the
cookies.

After indulging himself of about a million Oreo
cookies and many tall dunking mugs, the knight brought up the subject of how
to attain the Oreo's without having to make this journey. And the little
impish man replied by giving Tuvor the greatest gift of all, a self
regenerating Oreo cookie maker. Tuvor's eyes lit up like they had never done
before, NEVER , had Tuvor seen such a wonderous thing !!!!! A box that when
you shut its lid then reopened it, would refill the box with Oreo's. Tuvor
smiled the greatest smile, and it was said that evil could feel its hold
upon the realms slipping quickly, The Knights armed with precious oreo
cookies would be unstoppable. They would spread cheer and love throughout
the realms offering oreo's to everyone, there would be dunking, and munching
and laughter throughout. As Tuvor made his way back to Camelot he got the
greatest grin upon his face imagining Rellik bargaining for the precious Oreo
cookies.


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Subj: A decision to be made
Date: 96-10-10 00:50:35 EDT
From: Sir Tuvor

Tuvor was working extremly hard this day, and it was quite
late in the afternoon when there came a knock upon his mighty oaken door. He
could sense instantly that this would not be a interupption to his liking ,
but yet, bid the rapper enter anyways. Thoeran entered with a worried look
upon his face that showed great concern. " I have here a message. It was
delivered to the gate by a young child. The young lass only said that a dwarf
did give her this note and that it was to be delivered to Lord Tuvor
immediately. ", finished Thoeran, setting the ragged, stinky parchment upon
the desk in front of Tuvor.

" That will be all squire", said Tuvor grasping the
parchment and watched as Thoeran replied , " Yes MiLord", and gently shut the
large oak door behind him. And yet Tuvor could sense Thoeran's concern for
the Archmage of the Round Table. Tuvor had just recently returned from the
quest of all quests... To find the magic Oreo regenerating box. And yet all
could sense impending doom creeping up apon the gentle knight. Tuvor has
never been one to find the eternal happiness that should rightfully be his,
and while holding the rank parchment in his hands, the man could sense
trouble headed his way once more.

Tuvor took a sip of his peppermint tea and set the mug
back upon the desk at which he sat. He rose slowly and walked out to the
mighty balcony of his chambers and looked out at the sun and the
orange-reddish hue it cast over the lands of NeverWinter as it sank in the
sky. There he let out a sigh and unraveled the parchment, its brittleness
almost crumbling in his hands as he did so. He looked upon the scroll and
began to read.

<CONT>Subj: A decision to be made Pt2
Date: 96-10-10 00:54:00 EDT
From: Sir Tuvor

Sonn Ultok !!!!!

We 'ears ye gots da box dat maxs dem sargh
cookies !!!! As ye ken ka-knight we be at wars wit dem gullie dwarves ov
clan Axepeak an me thins dat ta reallie wins dis wars we needs da strenth dat
dem cookies wouls gives us !!! SOOOZ , we 'as taken ye wench captives, en we
nae gives da wench baxs tills we gits ye magixs box. We wans no tricks
ka-knight or'en da wench be given ta Reorz !!!

Tohrm
CrakSkulSubj: A decision to be made Pt3
Date: 96-10-10 01:03:39 EDT
From: Sir Tuvor

Tuvor dropped the scroll instantly. It floated down
through the air and rested nicely in a bush outside the Camelot gardens. A
tear from Tuvor's eye soon joined it in the bushes. And the knight instantly
slumped up against the wall. WHAT WAS HE TO DO ????? He had only recently
aquired the precious magic box, and did not wish to part with it. And yet he
loved JeQuelle with all his heart, But yet, he knew she did not know how to
bake these Oreo cookies. If JeQuelle knew this secret the choice would be
easy, the box would belong to the dwarves, And yet she did not know the
secret of the Oreo's, and Tuvor did not wish to lose the precious box as yet.


The knight left his private chambers and walked slowly
towards Tyr's temple in the center of the Camelot Gardens. he passed by
Pages, and Squires who bid him good eve, and Tuvor did not acknowledge them
at all. All wondered what terrible thing was working its ill upon his mind
that he could not even say a simple hello, or greeting. And yet, had they
known his choices, they too would have grimaced and walked silently. What to
do thought the knight as he walked to the gardens, tears began to well up in
his eyes as he knelt at the altar to the temple.

" Lord and Master Tyr, it is I thy simple
servant come to ask thy advice once more. I must choose between the precious
magic Oreo box, or the Love of JeQuelle. I am at a loss here and know not
what to do, you above all others know that the Oreo holds a precious place in
my heart, almost equally as JeQuelle. ", spoke Tuvor in a soft quiet voice.
He knelt in silence for what seemed like hours. And then the knight got up
and returned to his room to sleep, truly a decision such as this, he would
have to sleep on. He could not be hasty in the choice he made here as it
would effect a great many people and Tuvor's own life in the future, for he
would lose the power of unlimited Oreo cookies !!! A most important tool in
negotiations with any guild of the realms. A tough choice, a hard choice
need be made, Tuvor only prayed as his head hit the soft pillow that he was
up to making such a hard choice in the morning.


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