The First annual KORT bowling chamionships were about to start. There were many teams that had formed for this very unusual tournament. And Lord Tuvor was dismayed at the start. On his team were Dagron, Exegete and Boshiro. An unfair match if you had ever seen Dagron Bowl, or do anything for that matter.

The first match they were to play was an unfair match and Lord Vinman grinned from ear to ear. Twas his team matched against Lord Tuvor's and as Lord Chancelor he had choosen his members first. And obviously had choosen and directed his team in a most diabolical way. His squad consisted of Himself , The Lady JeQuelle, The Lady Valkierra, And the Lady Nalika.

Tuvor got up from the bench and grabbed his bowling ball. It was purple with white mesmerizing swirls throughout. And Stood at the line preparing to toss the ball. First off had he known that JeQuelle had switched his size 13 shoes with Balins size 12 and a halfs, he would have been better off. For now tho he squirmed in the smaller tight squeezing shoes that pinched and distracted him, But that was not all As he was about throw his ball the Lady JeQuelle Got up and went to grab her ball, and shifted and shaked her rear end in the direction of Tuvor.

Tuvor tossed his ball as the beads of sweat started upon his brow, and closed his eyes as he heard ....THUNK !!!! CLATTER, CLATTER !!!! And from behind ...... TUV !!!!!!

He knew instantly that the ball had found a home in the gutter, and thus the games had just begun.

...Lord Vinman observed Tuvors unusal form of rolling the round heavy object. As the ball rolled into the gutter, the Lord Chancellor swung his arm in a forward motion, shouting "Butta Bing". Now, Tuvor, not being fully Italian, was fully unprepared to bowl against the likes of "Vinman's Angels." Well, what Tuvor did not know, and couldn't possibly know since Monks can't see invisible, that Vinman had asked Lord Corwin to shrink himself and enter the ball. Lord Corwin, being a good dancer, shook, rattled and rolled, as the ball was released, causing its demise into the gutter. The only thing Tuvor could of noticed was Lord Corwin exiting the ball, spinning around and around in complete dizzieness. The vomit was not invisible.

As Gwaine,Melazar,Darno Lady Norielynn were on the third lane over. Gwaine got up said a prayer to Mithaniel as the Golden Hue of Mithaniel Formed about the ball( Of course Mithaniel Loves Bolwing ) he aim for the 2 nd marker on nearest center on right then Step Step let loose !!! WATCH OUT IS HEARD THREE lanes over as the ball lands THUD whopping Nearly Hittling Lord Vinman. Ooops

Lady Valkierra is up as she is about to Proceed Gwaine Blows her a kiss taking her concentration off the ball. Thud wada wada wada wada 1 pin falls

Darno Gets up with his war axe approach throws his ball as he gets a split (Takes swing of medicinal Ale) thinks about it. toss the ball dead center as it is going he throws his axe splitting the ball in two picks up spare

High 5's around

Lord Melazar is up he thinks about it and cast a spell as the ball goes directly to the pocket Strike

High 5's around

Lady Norielynn is up Doing Kurtsy and Greetings as she daintly grabs a heavy ball Umpf Darno helps her with the centering of the ball and then down comes the two handed sword blunt first wack (her arms vibrate) the ball starts.... ...... .....she knocks down 7 pins

Lord Areleth sits on the bench awaiting his turn to bowl drinking an ale out of a pitcher. When it arrives, he calls out to the nearest page... "Young page, come hither." waits as the page comes over, "pick up yonder heavy round ball, yes, the one with the scales painted on it, and roll it toward ye far away pins". Arel watches as the ball rolls down the lane and gets all but the 9 pin, the page's second toss hitting it as well. "Oh good show, I got a spare.". Arel returns to his pitcher of ale.

Now as all in Camelot knew, Lord Exegete often did not play fair. I take you back to the famous card game in which Lord Dagron lost a years worth of Gold to the Knights, all because Exegete invited them to play poker knowing Dagron had the famous Icon of Losing. He was also famous for illusions, which were his specialty and many a time had gotten him and his cohort in crime, Lord Tuvor, out of many a jam. This night would be no different.

Exegete had prepared a special incantation the night before. One he knew that would work and bring the advantage to the team of Dagron,Tuvor, Exegete, and Boshiro. Also known as the "Bad Boys". Tuvor was distraught over getting two gutters as Lord Vinman used JeQuelle against him. Obviously Vinnie thought Tuvor the strong link and picked JeQuelle as his secret weapon against Tuvor. Yet had he known what Exegete had planned he would have picked him just to order him not to do anything.

For as The Lady BlackCoral on Lane 7 and the Lady ValKierra on Lane two, and Lord Augustus on Lane 5 all began and concentrated on thier throws, Exegete began to grin. The three bowlers began their strides towards the bowling line and the release of the ball, when Exegete nodded, and Suddenly Tuvor Jumped up on the table and threw his arms over his head to stand in a pirouete.

All started laughing hysterically, as He was now clad in the Famous Pink TuTu that had graced his presence once before. Auggie seeing this instantly dropped the ball upon his toes, yet could not stop laughing so hard he was actually crying. The Lady Valkierra laughed so hard she let loose with her ball and it went flying into BlackCoral's lane and made a strike for her. Coral meanwhile had slipped with laughter and her ball went towards Vinnie's table.

It landed squarely in the Articoke Rat Bean dip and splattered all over Vinnie's face. Leaving just his eyes clear, he looked much like a mimic that had painted thier face. Lord Exegete was taking a swig of his cool Spring water when Lord Boshiro stopped grabbing his belly long enough to look at him. It was at this time Exegete gave a gentle wink.

...Lord Vinman's humility stood intact. He faced battles with ogres, Dragons, and Ex-Wives for decades. He began to stand, and proudly project his chest in demonstration of his fortitude. As he stood, the rat dip slowly dripped from his face, hitting the ground at his feet. Vinman took a step forward, stepping on the ale splattered floor from Lord Areleths spills. Just when he had regained his tough eastwoodian image, Vinman slipped. Vinman didn't remember how long it took, but it felt like forever to hit the floor on his back. Just then, Vinman felt a sandpapery touch to his face. Turning his head slightly, Vinman came face to face with Scraps, his Grandaughters mischievous cat. The two just looked at each other, as the licks continued.

"Oh dear", snicker, "I seem to have spilled the ale", snort, "allow me to assist you Lord Vinman.". Areleth gets up, steps over Vinnie, and heads for the bar to get more ale, bursting into loud peals of laughter along the way.

Lil Lady Haelae walks over snatches Scraps away from Her grandfather's face, hands him a towel and proceeds to grab her mommas funky red bowling ball. she heads over to lane 2 and proceeds in granny fashion to muster the ball down the lane. SSSTEEERIKE! calls out Lord Augustus, as the ball hits the intended targets. Haelae quitely slinks back to her chair next to grandpa and giggles at the awed expression on the face of Lord Tuvor.

The Lady JeQuelle had been holding JoJo her little Schipperke dog. JoJo and JeQuelle were well known for the love they showed each other. The Lady JeQuelle sat quietly stroking JoJo's belly as the dog happily and dreamily closed its eyes on her lap in enjoyment of the moment.

At this time Lord Boshiro got up and tossed the first ball of the 5th frame. He had been perfecting what he called the KORT Razz de MaTazz Shot. He started back by the scorers table,and then Tippy toed a few feet. When he was about 5 feet from the bowling line He then jumped in the air and flipped, coming down on his belly with the ball landing flat he released just as his fingers stopped short of the foul line.

The crowd ohhhhh'd, and Ahhhh'd at the sight of this new shot, and the ball flew with precision towards the pins. It struck with grace and knocked all but the ten pin down which was tettering back and forth.

Just then Little JoJo noticed Scraps and took off like a bullet with JeQuelle scrambling for her, calling out her name as she sprawled into the back of Lord Vinman while he was still cleaning some Artichoke Rat dip out of his nostrils.

JoJo chased Scraps up Lord Boshiro's lane and proceded to knock the ten pin over giving Boshiro his 5th straight strike of the game. Scraps meanwhile lept up into the bowling pin reset mechanism and JoJo sat at thier feet barking up a storm, as JeQuelle and her team was stunned to see JoJo help Lord Boshiro's continuance of a perfect game.